Bret, you got it going on

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hey there, Bret, I see you're looking down
don't wanna see my little buddy there with a frown
just because I get more women than you
well, that's only because they don't know you like I do

sure, you're weedy and kinda shy
but some girly out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy
they want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay
just hear me out when I say

Bret, you got it going on
the ladies will get to know your sexuality
when they get to know your personality
I said, Bret, you got it going on
not in a gay way, just in a "Hey mate,
I wanted to tell you that you're looking OK," way
why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
that he thinks his booty is fly?

not all the time, obviously
just when he's got a problem with his self esteem
don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable
because you're bumpable
well, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
if I say you've got a boom ow-ow
come on Bret, help me out now

Bret, you got it going on
that's the conclusion that I've come to
but that doesn't mean that I want to bum you
Bret, you got it going on
no doubt about it, we'd be getting crazy
if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady

oh, if one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man
well, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman
and then I imagine you with some bosoms
in fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely
and we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you
oh, and I just laid there and spooned you

oh, Bret, you got it going on